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What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.
Drew Carey
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Drew Carey
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: May 23
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Cleveland
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Drew Allison Carey
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Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they make.
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I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything.
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I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself.
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Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.
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I am never out there just jogging for the heck of it. I never do that. I start to run with a goal in mind, whether it's a certain time or certain distance or a specific heart-rate goal, and then I am done.
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The TV season is a year-long thing now, and the networks are starting to look at it that way, thanks to cable, satellites, and competition.
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If I wasn't a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist.
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I'm never afraid to die. I think that's the best thing that can happen to somebody is they get to move on and do something better.
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Boy, a drive-through liquor store. God bless America! A place where you can drive through and buy whiskey, beer... just the thing for that drunk driver who's constantly on the go. Cant stop now! I've got places to go, people to hit!
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Why is everybody afraid of going to Heaven? You want to be here with the smog and the sin and bad people and the war? Or do you want to be in Heaven, sitting next to Jesus, you know?
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I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I used to memorize Bill Cosby albums and other people's albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson.
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Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. So one of the scams I have going now is I want to learn sports photography so I can get better seats at a sporting event.
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When I'm working, I'm going to avoid all media. No newspapers, no magazines, no movies, no radio, no TV. I'm just going to do creative work.
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George Carlin is kind of my template now because George Carlin before was straight laced regular comic and he had short hair, a tie, suit, nightclub guy. Then he said screw it, let his hair grow, just started telling what he thought was the truth. So that's what I'm trying to do.
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And for you kids watching at home, remember, the less homework you do and the closer you sit to the TV, the more points you get.
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If you're wearing a Bluetooth thing and you've got that thing on your belt, you are working for somebody else. You are not the guy in charge. That's a really good social status indicator.
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Who ever thought that the world-famous Captain Obvious was really mild-mannered Colin Mochrie?
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I wish I could end every rap song I didn't like with a buzzer.
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The people of Cleveland hate soccer. But it's my favourite thing and I follow the U.S. men's national team around when they play whenever I can.
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