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Drew Carey
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: May 23
Actor
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Drew Allison Carey
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When I thought I was retired, I wanted to travel around the world and watch soccer games.
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It should be up to each bar owner and patron to decide if they want to smoke or not.
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The people of Cleveland hate soccer. But it's my favourite thing and I follow the U.S. men's national team around when they play whenever I can.
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When I'm working, I'm going to avoid all media. No newspapers, no magazines, no movies, no radio, no TV. I'm just going to do creative work.
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I don't think there's hardly a comic out there that does clean material all the way around. There's a couple of guys that are clean, but I'm not one of them.
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I actually was worried about the pounding, but I actually love running more than working out on the elliptical. Now if I get on the elliptical, I feel like I'm trapped.
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Boy, a drive-through liquor store. God bless America! A place where you can drive through and buy whiskey, beer... just the thing for that drunk driver who's constantly on the go. Cant stop now! I've got places to go, people to hit!
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When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.
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I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I used to memorize Bill Cosby albums and other people's albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson.
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Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with.
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I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything.
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I don't run outside, honestly. Sometimes I go out around my house, but mainly it's the stupid treadmill. I wish I had a better answer, but I'm very businesslike about my runs.
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Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.
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I am happy that I ran the half-marathon, but to me, just running and saying that I finished a race isn't enough for me. I want to run the race as best as I can. Working out for pants size isn't enough. I need a goal or a race to get back on the treadmill every day.
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I wish I could end every rap song I didn't like with a buzzer.
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I don't know, people take chances on stage. It's a big free speech zone, a comedy show. So sometimes things happen, you say things that are a little bit off the edge.
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Who ever thought that the world-famous Captain Obvious was really mild-mannered Colin Mochrie?
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I am never out there just jogging for the heck of it. I never do that. I start to run with a goal in mind, whether it's a certain time or certain distance or a specific heart-rate goal, and then I am done.
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Libertarians are essentially what the Republicans were 30 years ago. Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan. They'd all fit more under the Libertarian label than the modern day Republican label.
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I could still eat a cheeseburger if I wanted to. I just can't have them every day.
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