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Drew Carey
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: May 23
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I do get the comics online I guess but it's such a pain. I'd rather just get them in the paper and read them.
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Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with.
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It doesn't matter how smart you are to audition for 'Jeopardy,' you just have to luck out and know what they're asking you that day.
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Boy, a drive-through liquor store. God bless America! A place where you can drive through and buy whiskey, beer... just the thing for that drunk driver who's constantly on the go. Cant stop now! I've got places to go, people to hit!
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I work with a place in Santa Monica called Phase IV. My doctor recommended them to me when I started losing weight. They help people train for things like triathlons or biking and running races. They offer physical therapists, testing, lectures.
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The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them.
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I don't know, people take chances on stage. It's a big free speech zone, a comedy show. So sometimes things happen, you say things that are a little bit off the edge.
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I'm not a good lover, but at least I'm fast.
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I'm down to earth people sense that and they appreciate it.
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Why is everybody afraid of going to Heaven? You want to be here with the smog and the sin and bad people and the war? Or do you want to be in Heaven, sitting next to Jesus, you know?
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It sucks being fat, you know.
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Listen, you don't know any better so I'll just tell you. You can't try to save money by not having the right beer. You know, you can skip having medical insurance, you can buy everything you own at a swap meet but the right beer is what makes living like this possible.
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I'm never afraid to die. I think that's the best thing that can happen to somebody is they get to move on and do something better.
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Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.
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I don't run outside, honestly. Sometimes I go out around my house, but mainly it's the stupid treadmill. I wish I had a better answer, but I'm very businesslike about my runs.
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I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter.
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I'm competitive at everything.
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The people of Cleveland hate soccer. But it's my favourite thing and I follow the U.S. men's national team around when they play whenever I can.
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As far as exercising goes... watch for my next book, How I died while Jogging.
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I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I used to memorize Bill Cosby albums and other people's albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson.
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