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I don't have a Bluetooth thing on my ear. That bugs me.

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Drew Carey
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: May 23
Actor
Comedian
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The economy is in trouble, schools are in trouble, and people have been leaving the city in droves for a long, long time.
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I'm competitive at everything.
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Reality shows always look for the worst people.
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What good is democracy if you can't get what you want?
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I'm not a good lover, but at least I'm fast.
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I don't know, people take chances on stage. It's a big free speech zone, a comedy show. So sometimes things happen, you say things that are a little bit off the edge.
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Listen, you don't know any better so I'll just tell you. You can't try to save money by not having the right beer. You know, you can skip having medical insurance, you can buy everything you own at a swap meet but the right beer is what makes living like this possible.
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It sucks being fat, you know.
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Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with.
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I do get the comics online I guess but it's such a pain. I'd rather just get them in the paper and read them.
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Libertarians are essentially what the Republicans were 30 years ago. Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan. They'd all fit more under the Libertarian label than the modern day Republican label.
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Who ever thought that the world-famous Captain Obvious was really mild-mannered Colin Mochrie?
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I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter.
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I tried out for 'Jeopardy' once, when they came to Cleveland, but I didn't make it.
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Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.
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It should be up to each bar owner and patron to decide if they want to smoke or not.
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But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.
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