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I could still eat a cheeseburger if I wanted to. I just can't have them every day.

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Drew Carey
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: May 23
Actor
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Drew Allison Carey
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Libertarians are essentially what the Republicans were 30 years ago. Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan. They'd all fit more under the Libertarian label than the modern day Republican label.
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I have a position of indirect respect and oblique power.
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I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I used to memorize Bill Cosby albums and other people's albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson.
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I'd buy joke books and try doing them at school I always had jokes. That would be my go-to thing at parties: I'd be able to get through them if I just told enough jokes. Otherwise, I wouldn't end up talking to anybody.
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The TV season is a year-long thing now, and the networks are starting to look at it that way, thanks to cable, satellites, and competition.
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You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke.
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Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.
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I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter.
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I do get the comics online I guess but it's such a pain. I'd rather just get them in the paper and read them.
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I remember when I took a temp job... so I got a job at a department store. Something temporary to put on my resume, my parents said. Yeah... till I die!
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If you're wearing a Bluetooth thing and you've got that thing on your belt, you are working for somebody else. You are not the guy in charge. That's a really good social status indicator.
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It should be up to each bar owner and patron to decide if they want to smoke or not.
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Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.
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Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. So one of the scams I have going now is I want to learn sports photography so I can get better seats at a sporting event.
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I looked at game show hosting as the bottom of the totem pole, one step away from infomercials. I never watched them myself. However, it's been a lot of fun.
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What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.
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