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I could still eat a cheeseburger if I wanted to. I just can't have them every day.
Drew Carey
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Drew Carey
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: May 23
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Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they make.
Drew Carey
Listen, you don't know any better so I'll just tell you. You can't try to save money by not having the right beer. You know, you can skip having medical insurance, you can buy everything you own at a swap meet but the right beer is what makes living like this possible.
Drew Carey
I remember when I took a temp job... so I got a job at a department store. Something temporary to put on my resume, my parents said. Yeah... till I die!
Drew Carey
I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.
Drew Carey
My cranky cardiologist says I'm destined to die in the kitchen.
Drew Carey
The economy is in trouble, schools are in trouble, and people have been leaving the city in droves for a long, long time.
Drew Carey
Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with.
Drew Carey
Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. So one of the scams I have going now is I want to learn sports photography so I can get better seats at a sporting event.
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I'm never afraid to die. I think that's the best thing that can happen to somebody is they get to move on and do something better.
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It doesn't matter how smart you are to audition for 'Jeopardy,' you just have to luck out and know what they're asking you that day.
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Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.
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It sucks being fat, you know.
Drew Carey
I'm the kind of person that likes what I'm doing when I'm doing it.
Drew Carey
Living in Hollywood, you can get disconnected from everybody. You can feel like you are the only one.
Drew Carey
In any other job, they're truck drivers. In show-biz, they're Transportation Captains.
Drew Carey
When I'm working, I'm going to avoid all media. No newspapers, no magazines, no movies, no radio, no TV. I'm just going to do creative work.
Drew Carey
I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself.
Drew Carey
I'm competitive at everything.
Drew Carey
George Carlin is kind of my template now because George Carlin before was straight laced regular comic and he had short hair, a tie, suit, nightclub guy. Then he said screw it, let his hair grow, just started telling what he thought was the truth. So that's what I'm trying to do.
Drew Carey
I looked at game show hosting as the bottom of the totem pole, one step away from infomercials. I never watched them myself. However, it's been a lot of fun.
Drew Carey