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After all, game shows are not like working in a coal mine.
Drew Carey
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Drew Carey
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: May 23
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I'd buy joke books and try doing them at school I always had jokes. That would be my go-to thing at parties: I'd be able to get through them if I just told enough jokes. Otherwise, I wouldn't end up talking to anybody.
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I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.
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It sucks being fat, you know.
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Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with.
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In any other job, they're truck drivers. In show-biz, they're Transportation Captains.
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I have a position of indirect respect and oblique power.
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Living in Hollywood, you can get disconnected from everybody. You can feel like you are the only one.
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But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.
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I'm competitive at everything.
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Yeah, apparently chasing a bus uses different muscles than sitting and eating.
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When I'm working, I'm going to avoid all media. No newspapers, no magazines, no movies, no radio, no TV. I'm just going to do creative work.
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And for you kids watching at home, remember, the less homework you do and the closer you sit to the TV, the more points you get.
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Just because a guy has a shaved head, pierced nipples, and doesn't have sex with women doesn't make him gay. It just makes him down on his luck.
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I could still eat a cheeseburger if I wanted to. I just can't have them every day.
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If you're wearing a Bluetooth thing and you've got that thing on your belt, you are working for somebody else. You are not the guy in charge. That's a really good social status indicator.
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Listen, you don't know any better so I'll just tell you. You can't try to save money by not having the right beer. You know, you can skip having medical insurance, you can buy everything you own at a swap meet but the right beer is what makes living like this possible.
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I'm not a good lover, but at least I'm fast.
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Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. So one of the scams I have going now is I want to learn sports photography so I can get better seats at a sporting event.
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