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I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

Drew Carey

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Drew Carey
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: May 23
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Improviser
Photographer
Screenwriter
Singer
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Cleveland
Ohio
Drew Allison Carey
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It doesn't matter how smart you are to audition for 'Jeopardy,' you just have to luck out and know what they're asking you that day.
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I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter.
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I wish I could end every rap song I didn't like with a buzzer.
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What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.
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I remember when I took a temp job... so I got a job at a department store. Something temporary to put on my resume, my parents said. Yeah... till I die!
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When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.
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The best thing about Las Vegas is that no one pretends to be responsible for your behavior like they do in the rest of the country. There's no meddling self-righteous liberals or right-wing Christian demagogues telling you that you can't do something fun with your own time and money. If you can afford it, it's yours.
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Living in Hollywood, you can get disconnected from everybody. You can feel like you are the only one.
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I am never out there just jogging for the heck of it. I never do that. I start to run with a goal in mind, whether it's a certain time or certain distance or a specific heart-rate goal, and then I am done.
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When I'm working, I'm going to avoid all media. No newspapers, no magazines, no movies, no radio, no TV. I'm just going to do creative work.
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And for you kids watching at home, remember, the less homework you do and the closer you sit to the TV, the more points you get.
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I have a position of indirect respect and oblique power.
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Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.
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Yeah, apparently chasing a bus uses different muscles than sitting and eating.
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The people of Cleveland hate soccer. But it's my favourite thing and I follow the U.S. men's national team around when they play whenever I can.
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When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.
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I've always got stuff in my head in case I meet somebody like Steven Spielberg or someone like that, where I can hopefully say something to them that nobody else has ever said and get a laugh out of them.
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Green Screen was a total experiment. I'm glad we did it, but it was just tough on that network to get it going.
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In any other job, they're truck drivers. In show-biz, they're Transportation Captains.
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Learn how to set goals. That's the key to everything. That includes designing your own success. You define what the goal is, it's not somebody else's goal, it's yours.
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