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I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

Drew Carey

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Drew Carey
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: May 23
Actor
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TV is easier: it's all planned out for you, and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up, but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over. To me, that's more pure.
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Green Screen was a total experiment. I'm glad we did it, but it was just tough on that network to get it going.
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I don't have a Bluetooth thing on my ear. That bugs me.
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I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself.
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Why is everybody afraid of going to Heaven? You want to be here with the smog and the sin and bad people and the war? Or do you want to be in Heaven, sitting next to Jesus, you know?
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International soccer has been a big part of my love for the sport. I love the Men's National Team. I can say that they're my favorite sports team.
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For 'Power of 10,' you can look at the methodology at CBS.com, it's a company called Rasmussen Reports. We poll thousands and thousands of people for each question, a real cross section of the United States.
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Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.
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I wish I could end every rap song I didn't like with a buzzer.
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You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke.
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I do get the comics online I guess but it's such a pain. I'd rather just get them in the paper and read them.
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Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.
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In any other job, they're truck drivers. In show-biz, they're Transportation Captains.
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Libertarians are essentially what the Republicans were 30 years ago. Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan. They'd all fit more under the Libertarian label than the modern day Republican label.
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I like to think of my house as nothing more than a glorified console for my television the ultimate stereo cabinet.
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I could still eat a cheeseburger if I wanted to. I just can't have them every day.
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Listen, you don't know any better so I'll just tell you. You can't try to save money by not having the right beer. You know, you can skip having medical insurance, you can buy everything you own at a swap meet but the right beer is what makes living like this possible.
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Reality shows always look for the worst people.
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Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. So one of the scams I have going now is I want to learn sports photography so I can get better seats at a sporting event.
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I am happy that I ran the half-marathon, but to me, just running and saying that I finished a race isn't enough for me. I want to run the race as best as I can. Working out for pants size isn't enough. I need a goal or a race to get back on the treadmill every day.
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