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I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

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Drew Carey
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: May 23
Actor
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Cleveland
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Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.
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The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them.
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If you're wearing a Bluetooth thing and you've got that thing on your belt, you are working for somebody else. You are not the guy in charge. That's a really good social status indicator.
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As far as exercising goes... watch for my next book, How I died while Jogging.
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I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.
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Yeah, apparently chasing a bus uses different muscles than sitting and eating.
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I'm never afraid to die. I think that's the best thing that can happen to somebody is they get to move on and do something better.
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I have a position of indirect respect and oblique power.
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In any other job, they're truck drivers. In show-biz, they're Transportation Captains.
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I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything.
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For 'Power of 10,' you can look at the methodology at CBS.com, it's a company called Rasmussen Reports. We poll thousands and thousands of people for each question, a real cross section of the United States.
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I don't have a Bluetooth thing on my ear. That bugs me.
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Boy, a drive-through liquor store. God bless America! A place where you can drive through and buy whiskey, beer... just the thing for that drunk driver who's constantly on the go. Cant stop now! I've got places to go, people to hit!
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The best thing about Las Vegas is that no one pretends to be responsible for your behavior like they do in the rest of the country. There's no meddling self-righteous liberals or right-wing Christian demagogues telling you that you can't do something fun with your own time and money. If you can afford it, it's yours.
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Listen, you don't know any better so I'll just tell you. You can't try to save money by not having the right beer. You know, you can skip having medical insurance, you can buy everything you own at a swap meet but the right beer is what makes living like this possible.
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I looked at game show hosting as the bottom of the totem pole, one step away from infomercials. I never watched them myself. However, it's been a lot of fun.
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I'm not a good lover, but at least I'm fast.
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When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.
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The people of Cleveland hate soccer. But it's my favourite thing and I follow the U.S. men's national team around when they play whenever I can.
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And for you kids watching at home, remember, the less homework you do and the closer you sit to the TV, the more points you get.
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