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I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

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Drew Carey
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: May 23
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
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Cleveland
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It doesn't matter how smart you are to audition for 'Jeopardy,' you just have to luck out and know what they're asking you that day.
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International soccer has been a big part of my love for the sport. I love the Men's National Team. I can say that they're my favorite sports team.
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Green Screen was a total experiment. I'm glad we did it, but it was just tough on that network to get it going.
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I remember when I took a temp job... so I got a job at a department store. Something temporary to put on my resume, my parents said. Yeah... till I die!
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I don't know, people take chances on stage. It's a big free speech zone, a comedy show. So sometimes things happen, you say things that are a little bit off the edge.
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I don't run outside, honestly. Sometimes I go out around my house, but mainly it's the stupid treadmill. I wish I had a better answer, but I'm very businesslike about my runs.
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Living in Hollywood, you can get disconnected from everybody. You can feel like you are the only one.
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Just because a guy has a shaved head, pierced nipples, and doesn't have sex with women doesn't make him gay. It just makes him down on his luck.
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I wish I could end every rap song I didn't like with a buzzer.
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We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.
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Yeah, apparently chasing a bus uses different muscles than sitting and eating.
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In any other job, they're truck drivers. In show-biz, they're Transportation Captains.
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You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke.
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It sucks being fat, you know.
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I don't have a Bluetooth thing on my ear. That bugs me.
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Who ever thought that the world-famous Captain Obvious was really mild-mannered Colin Mochrie?
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Boy, a drive-through liquor store. God bless America! A place where you can drive through and buy whiskey, beer... just the thing for that drunk driver who's constantly on the go. Cant stop now! I've got places to go, people to hit!
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Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.
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I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself.
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My cranky cardiologist says I'm destined to die in the kitchen.
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