There was plenty of dysfunction in my family and I went to Catholic School with these psychotic nuns. I would always try to be funny to lighten the mood.

I was always trying to do things to make school fun.

Going to Catholic school was what fueled me into comedy. The nuns were so brutal so I used to try to make my friends laugh.

I think the obsession with wanting to change yourself is crazy over the top.

I love Kathy Griffin, I think she's brilliant, but for me, there is a line when I go OK, that's too much.

It would be thrilling if I could be boycotted or something. I think that's part of the thrill Madonna gets, when you know you've hit a nerve. But that doesn't scare me. To me what would be a lot scarier would be like appearing on an episode of 'Full House' or something.

This whole generation of parents - I'm guilty of it too - does too much for their kids.

I don't just want to be successful I want to have fun.

Be relentless and then you'll break through.