Quote

Pine nuts pound for pound are more expensive than most varieties of smoked salmon. There I said it.

Dov Davidoff

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Dov Davidoff
Pound
Nuts
Pounds
Expensive
Variety
Varieties
Smoked
Salmon
Pine

More quotes by Dov Davidoff

Image
Flying first class means sitting next to a better class of person I don't want to talk to.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Is it a bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend makes you say things like, Satan is a myth... I guess.
Dov Davidoff
Image
I don't know if it's the economy, but finding work as a spiritual guru is really hard. Maybe I should grow my hair out.
Dov Davidoff
Image
The human spirit is indomitable, unless your talking specifically about the people I know.
Dov Davidoff
Image
I would imagine that most of the people who consider themselves successful aren't, at least in the ways that really matter-myself included.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Big black guys fear air travel almost as much as old white women fear big black guys.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Do you love me for me?... I don't even love me for me.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Anticipation almost always exceeds the reality of that which we anticipated.
Dov Davidoff
Image
When I was a kid I remember thinking, if I had a girl, I would treat her really well. Little did I know, they don't always like that.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Learn to think for yourself, unless of course you can identify someone else with better judgement, and a flashlight.
Dov Davidoff
Image
If you got it, flaunt it may be decent advice for prostitutes, but no one else.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Suicide is a terrible idea, but if you're going to end it, do so at a Pinkberry near you.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Suicide is like the ejector button in the cockpit of an F-15. If life goes into a permanent tail spin, it's nice to know the option is there.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Nike store won't accept my Starbucks card as payment. Come on guys, just do it.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Please reduce the expectation in your tone when asking me how my day is going.
Dov Davidoff
Image
You can't fool the American people - politician trying to fool the American people.
Dov Davidoff
Image
The good things in life are free, except for health care, and electricity.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Age is just a number, unless of course your trying to have a conversation with them.
Dov Davidoff
Image
I've never understood why anybody makes a big deal about mansions. It's just a house with more rooms. You still have to face yourself.
Dov Davidoff
Image
TV can be an acronym for television or transvestite. I prefer using it to describe the the latter. The former is strange and undignified.
Dov Davidoff