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Few things interest me more than the things people don't say.

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Violence is never the answer, unless you don't feel like talking.
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Being anti-social can also mean that you're aware of how annoying it is to be social.
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Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.
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Why hasn't anyone opened a night club named 'No Drugs Allowed, Wink, Wink'?
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If you love sleep, you'll really enjoy death.
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Guys don't use the word pretty enough. Like, hey Mike, did you get that shirt at the game? Looks really pretty on you.
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Brain damage and stupidity are very different things, but can have similar effects on the wearer.
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If you got it, flaunt it may be decent advice for prostitutes, but no one else.
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I think you have a lot to offer... not necessarily as a person, but as an organ donor.
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People that say I'm really sensitive rarely are.
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The entertainment business is to business what plastic flowers are to flowers.
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Suicide is like the ejector button in the cockpit of an F-15. If life goes into a permanent tail spin, it's nice to know the option is there.
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I've decided to become gay, not in a sexual way, but I am going to start picking up around the house.
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Age is just a number, unless of course your trying to have a conversation with them.
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No one understands the way I feel about things I don't understand.
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You think you have anger issues? I just yelled at a sandwich. Not kidding.
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I wish that every other guy were gay. Think about the leverage that would create in your relationship.
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The Statue of Liberty really is profound, I just wish she'd lighten up a bit.
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You know you've lived in LA to long when what you fear most about prison is a lack of organic produce.
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Drugs in a disco are great for white people because it allows them to feel more Puerto Rican while dancing.
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