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Few things interest me more than the things people don't say.

Dov Davidoff

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Someday I'd like to be a father, not of a human child, but something more reasonable.
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Living one's life with unguarded vulnerability is one of the keys to happiness. It's also one of the keys to getting mugged.
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I consider myself a patriot, but not for the traditional reasons. I'm just really passionate about apple pie.
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I would imagine that not having any potential could be less difficult than not fulfilling it.
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Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can't even be trusted to flush.
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Do you ever have one of those weeks where you know nothings gonna go right?
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I wish I could be attracted to unattractive women. They're just more interesting.
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You can't fool the American people - politician trying to fool the American people.
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If you hug someone goodbye and their response is what the hell are you doing? - you may want to examine you're definition of close friend.
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Being proud of your nationality is like congratulating yourself for inheriting money.
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Canadians are like Americans, just less racist, violent, and ignorant.
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TV can be an acronym for television or transvestite. I prefer using it to describe the the latter. The former is strange and undignified.
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Perhaps depression is a perfectly natural reaction to the human condition.
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Was thinking of taking a yoga class, then realized I wasn't gay. Whew. Close one.
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Life is fragile, unless your in the NFL in which case you'll need to wear padding.
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I'm neither professional fighter nor physicist, therefore on some level I will always consider myself a failure.
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Bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend sends you reeling in a search for new adjectives to describe stupidity and thoughtlessness?
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America's objective in the Middle East is to create democracy in the same way that my goal on a first date to feed women.
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I think you have a lot to offer... not necessarily as a person, but as an organ donor.
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