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Few things interest me more than the things people don't say.

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Stop thanking god for your parking spot. He had nothing to do with it, and if he did, I want nothing to do with him.
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I consider myself a patriot, but not for the traditional reasons. I'm just really passionate about apple pie.
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I would imagine that most of the people who consider themselves successful aren't, at least in the ways that really matter-myself included.
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Was thinking of taking a yoga class, then realized I wasn't gay. Whew. Close one.
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Is it a bad sign when someone asks you about the person your dating and a tear falls from your eye as you leap into oncoming traffic?
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Gay men greet each other just like straight guys do... If one of the straight guys saved the other one's life.
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If you hug someone goodbye and their response is what the hell are you doing? - you may want to examine you're definition of close friend.
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We're in this together usually means I'm here for you, unless it requires me getting into my car anywhere near rush hour.
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People shouldn't take my lack of interest in what they're saying personally. I don't really care about what I'm saying most of the time.
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Is it a bad sign when you see the person you're dating and get the same feeling as if you just saw police lights in you're rear view mirror?
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Domestic violence isn't funny, especially if you live together.
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Animals look at people the way people look at people that might mug them.
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Gotta get rid of these free radicals, but first I need to figure out what they are.
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People who say life is precious don't spend much time on line at the airport.
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I'm neither professional fighter nor physicist, therefore on some level I will always consider myself a failure.
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Canadians are like Americans, just less racist, violent, and ignorant.
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