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Few things interest me more than the things people don't say.

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It's a wonder you don't see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often.
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Anticipation almost always exceeds the reality of that which we anticipated.
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America's objective in the Middle East is to create democracy in the same way that my goal on a first date to feed women.
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When being interviewed by a woman for a job, never begin with listen up doll face.
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If I ever move in with a woman, she'll have to be really comfortable with unhappiness.
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Fake titties are inversely proportioned to their owners level of self esteem. This being said, part of me loves them.
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Living by the beach means feeling guilty about never going to the beach.
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Facebook is great for getting upset about things people say even though you haven't seen them in 12 years.
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I like shitty strip clubs. They look like what they are. I know what to expect. Unlike Congress, at least we know everybody is for sale.
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The Nazis were well dressed. Today's racists are a rag-tag bunch with no sense of style or panache.
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TV can be an acronym for television or transvestite. I prefer using it to describe the the latter. The former is strange and undignified.
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Someday I'd like to be a father, not of a human child, but something more reasonable.
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A picture is worth a thousand words, but conversations with them generally end in dissapointment.
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Just saw a woman with a t-shirt that said southern and sassy, it's all good. Well madame, I beg to differ, it is in fact, not 'all good'.
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Is there anything more attractive than a woman in high heels and low self esteem?
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I've decided to retreat to the spirit world where I feel appreciated and understood.
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What is sex addiction? I asked a doctor and the guys goes, Sex addiction... People will end up doing something they don't want to do just for sex. Isn't that called a first date, man? If sex was the result of something I wanted to do, there'd be condoms all over my PlayStation.
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Every time I see someone taking care of a baby, I think why in the world would anyone willingly saddle themselves with that responsibility?
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I wish that every other guy were gay. Think about the leverage that would create in your relationship.
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My bedroom is so messy, if I died of natural causes, the cops would be like no he didn't, clearly there was a struggle.
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