Quote

I'm neither professional fighter nor physicist, therefore on some level I will always consider myself a failure.

Dov Davidoff

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Dov Davidoff
Always
Fighter
Professional
Consider
Neither
Therefore
Failure
Level
Levels
Physicist

More quotes by Dov Davidoff

Image
Stop thanking god for your parking spot. He had nothing to do with it, and if he did, I want nothing to do with him.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Everybody wants to be more wanted, until they are.
Dov Davidoff
Image
I wish that every other guy were gay. Think about the leverage that would create in your relationship.
Dov Davidoff
Image
I wish I could be attracted to unattractive women. They're just more interesting.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Thinking about the fathomless cruelty with which man has treated his fellow man, but also ice cream.
Dov Davidoff
Image
The language of love may be universal, but it's not one of the options on an ATM machine.
Dov Davidoff
Image
People that say I'm really sensitive rarely are.
Dov Davidoff
Image
The entertainment business is to business what plastic flowers are to flowers.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Is it a bad sign when someone asks you about the person your dating and a tear falls from your eye as you leap into oncoming traffic?
Dov Davidoff
Image
Facebook is great for getting upset about things people say even though you haven't seen them in 12 years.
Dov Davidoff
Image
I like Irish pubs, except for all the loud music and drinking, and people acting like idiots.
Dov Davidoff
Image
I like shitty strip clubs. They look like what they are. I know what to expect. Unlike Congress, at least we know everybody is for sale.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can't even be trusted to flush.
Dov Davidoff
Image
America is a hot chick with a bad personality. Take her seriously and you'll end up hating yourself.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Just saw a woman with a t-shirt that said southern and sassy, it's all good. Well madame, I beg to differ, it is in fact, not 'all good'.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Mirrors at the gym only serve to remind me that I'm less of a man than I'd like to be.
Dov Davidoff
Image
When rappers call each other son it leads me to believe they don't take fatherhood very seriously.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Maybe necrophiliacs are just people that want to have sex without a lot of talking.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Is it a bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend makes you say things like, Satan is a myth... I guess.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Fountains are more romantic when you don't hate the person you're with.
Dov Davidoff