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The more I get to know people, the less I know about people.

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Bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend sends you reeling in a search for new adjectives to describe stupidity and thoughtlessness?
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Canadians are like Americans, just less racist, violent, and ignorant.
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When maintaining a relationship means diminishing your self, it's time to walk.
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Suicide is a terrible idea, but if you're going to end it, do so at a Pinkberry near you.
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I wonder if anybody ever decided to commit suicide, then thought but first I'm going to stop by that taco place I like so much.
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Learn to think for yourself, unless of course you can identify someone else with better judgement, and a flashlight.
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People shouldn't take my lack of interest in what they're saying personally. I don't really care about what I'm saying most of the time.
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You know you've lived in LA to long when what you fear most about prison is a lack of organic produce.
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If only St. Valentine was around to see his memory celebrated through the mindless marketing of whipping cream and lingerie.
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Everybody wants to be more wanted, until they are.
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Money can't buy happiness, unless you're favorite hooker's name is 'Happiness'.
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Everybody's angry with me because, apparently, I outed my cousin during an argument over a turkey leg. My cousin goes, 'You had the last leg.' I was like, 'You're gay.
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The good things in life are free, except for health care, and electricity.
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It's a shame that physical beauty often has such a negative effect on its occupant.
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Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can't even be trusted to flush.
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When rappers call each other son it leads me to believe they don't take fatherhood very seriously.
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Many television weather-women were one abusive parent away from prostitution.
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Mirrors at the gym only serve to remind me that I'm less of a man than I'd like to be.
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Perhaps depression is a perfectly natural reaction to the human condition.
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Someday I'd like to be a father, not of a human child, but something more reasonable.
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