Quote

Facebook is great for getting upset about things people say even though you haven't seen them in 12 years.

Dov Davidoff

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Dov Davidoff
Seen
Though
Getting
Great
Even
Years
Upset
Things
Havens
People
Haven

More quotes by Dov Davidoff

Image
I'd put my faith in god, but I haven't met him, and I've been hurt before.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Stop thanking god for your parking spot. He had nothing to do with it, and if he did, I want nothing to do with him.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Lack of sleep is only bad if you have to drive, or think, or talk, or move.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend sends you reeling in a search for new adjectives to describe stupidity and thoughtlessness?
Dov Davidoff
Image
The Statue of Liberty really is profound, I just wish she'd lighten up a bit.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Big black guys fear air travel almost as much as old white women fear big black guys.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Comedy is rarely funny.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Latin women enjoy being women more than other women.
Dov Davidoff
Image
You can't fool the American people - politician trying to fool the American people.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Please use anger for something positive like hurting people that deserve it or writing jokes.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Only bugs can truly appreciate the beauty of flowers.
Dov Davidoff
Image
America is a hot chick with a bad personality. Take her seriously and you'll end up hating yourself.
Dov Davidoff
Image
My dad was old school Jewish. Not do your taxes Jewish - steal your car Jewish.
Dov Davidoff
Image
You know you've lived in LA to long when what you fear most about prison is a lack of organic produce.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Cheerleaders are simultaneously everything that is right and wrong with the world.
Dov Davidoff
Image
If you love sleep, you'll really enjoy death.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Is it a bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend makes you say things like, Satan is a myth... I guess.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Love is nature's LSD. You're going to see things that aren't really there.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Drugs in a disco are great for white people because it allows them to feel more Puerto Rican while dancing.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Flying first class means sitting next to a better class of person I don't want to talk to.
Dov Davidoff