Quote

I'd put my faith in god, but I haven't met him, and I've been hurt before.

Dov Davidoff

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Dov Davidoff
Havens
Haven
Hurt
Faith
Mets

More quotes by Dov Davidoff

Image
How come the term 'threesome' is always used in a sexual context? What, nobody plays string instruments any more?
Dov Davidoff
Image
The color red is associated with romance and blood, but not at the same time.
Dov Davidoff
Image
It's difficult to feel silly and depressed at the same time, but I manage.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Laughing at ones own attempt at humor while saying things just come to me should be punishable by death.
Dov Davidoff
Image
MTV has turned more young women into whores than poverty.
Dov Davidoff
Image
America has so much debt, if she were a person she'd need a co-signer to get a car loan.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Love is a crocodile just above the water line waiting to attack the innocent herbivore of my freedom.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Suicide is like the ejector button in the cockpit of an F-15. If life goes into a permanent tail spin, it's nice to know the option is there.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Anticipation almost always exceeds the reality of that which we anticipated.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Gay men greet each other just like straight guys do... If one of the straight guys saved the other one's life.
Dov Davidoff
Image
When I was a kid I remember thinking, if I had a girl, I would treat her really well. Little did I know, they don't always like that.
Dov Davidoff
Image
The quality of a restaurant's food is inversely proportioned to the amount of fun its staff seems to be having.
Dov Davidoff
Image
If only St. Valentine was around to see his memory celebrated through the mindless marketing of whipping cream and lingerie.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Suicide is a terrible idea, but if you're going to end it, do so at a Pinkberry near you.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Cheerleaders are simultaneously everything that is right and wrong with the world.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Every time I see a happy couple I want to give them a polygraph.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Hard to explain to a guard dog that you need it to protect you from yourself.
Dov Davidoff
Image
It's a shame that physical beauty often has such a negative effect on its occupant.
Dov Davidoff
Image
I'm passionate about gay rights, but I think we need admit that there are some gay wrongs as well.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Few things interest me more than the things people don't say.
Dov Davidoff