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I'm no quitter, unless it comes to human relationships or math and science.

Dov Davidoff

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No one understands the way I feel about things I don't understand.
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Writing good jokes requires effort. Think I'll just start dressing funnier.
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Mirrors at the gym only serve to remind me that I'm less of a man than I'd like to be.
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I'm neither professional fighter nor physicist, therefore on some level I will always consider myself a failure.
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When I was a kid I remember thinking, if I had a girl, I would treat her really well. Little did I know, they don't always like that.
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Suicide is like the ejector button in the cockpit of an F-15. If life goes into a permanent tail spin, it's nice to know the option is there.
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Whoever said life without love isn't worth living didn't own an iPhone. These things are great.
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If you're an adult and still think material wealth leads to happiness, might I suggest not being a moron.
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I think you have a lot to offer... not necessarily as a person, but as an organ donor.
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