Quote

The quality of a restaurant's food is inversely proportioned to the amount of fun its staff seems to be having.

Dov Davidoff

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Dov Davidoff
Staff
Restaurants
Amount
Fun
Food
Quality
Proportioned
Seems
Inversely
Restaurant

More quotes by Dov Davidoff

Image
Being anti-social can also mean that you're aware of how annoying it is to be social.
Dov Davidoff
Image
You think you have anger issues? I just yelled at a sandwich. Not kidding.
Dov Davidoff
Image
America has so much debt, if she were a person she'd need a co-signer to get a car loan.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Someday I'd like to be a father, not of a human child, but something more reasonable.
Dov Davidoff
Image
It's a shame that physical beauty often has such a negative effect on its occupant.
Dov Davidoff
Image
I spend so much time alone that whenever I see my shadow I feel crowded.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Learn to think for yourself, unless of course you can identify someone else with better judgement, and a flashlight.
Dov Davidoff
Image
If only you understood the way I felt... it wouldn't help much because I don't really like you as a person.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Maybe necrophiliacs are just people that want to have sex without a lot of talking.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Please reduce the expectation in your tone when asking me how my day is going.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Being proud of your nationality is like congratulating yourself for inheriting money.
Dov Davidoff
Image
The Nazis were well dressed. Today's racists are a rag-tag bunch with no sense of style or panache.
Dov Davidoff
Image
I don't know if it's the economy, but finding work as a spiritual guru is really hard. Maybe I should grow my hair out.
Dov Davidoff
Image
The more I get to know people, the less I know about people.
Dov Davidoff
Image
I wish that every other guy were gay. Think about the leverage that would create in your relationship.
Dov Davidoff
Image
White people set goals, rappers 'chase paper', and the Chinese are too busy doing both to talk about either one.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Facebook is great for getting upset about things people say even though you haven't seen them in 12 years.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Can you spare some change? is never a good pick up line.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Why hasn't anyone opened a night club named 'No Drugs Allowed, Wink, Wink'?
Dov Davidoff
Image
I would imagine that most of the people who consider themselves successful aren't, at least in the ways that really matter-myself included.
Dov Davidoff