Quote

Money can't buy happiness, unless you're favorite hooker's name is 'Happiness'.

Dov Davidoff

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Dov Davidoff
Happiness
Money
Hooker
Favorite
Unless
Name
Names

More quotes by Dov Davidoff

Image
If you got it, flaunt it may be decent advice for prostitutes, but no one else.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Perhaps depression is a perfectly natural reaction to the human condition.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Horoscopes, like bad sitcoms, are created for people that I don't relate to.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Is it a bad sign when you see the person you're dating and get the same feeling as if you just saw police lights in you're rear view mirror?
Dov Davidoff
Image
Upside of being an attractive woman if you're remotely intelligent, people will treat you like you're brilliant. Downside: same thing.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Only bugs can truly appreciate the beauty of flowers.
Dov Davidoff
Image
If you hug someone goodbye and their response is what the hell are you doing? - you may want to examine you're definition of close friend.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Domestic violence isn't funny, especially if you live together.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Violence is never the answer, unless you don't feel like talking.
Dov Davidoff
Image
You can't assume the best about people. If I get a girl home and she takes her pants off, and it looks like she's got herpes, I can't afford to assume she got stung by a pack of bees.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Next time I spank a girl during sex, I'll say, this is going to hurt me more than it will you.
Dov Davidoff
Image
I've never understood why anybody makes a big deal about mansions. It's just a house with more rooms. You still have to face yourself.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Many television weather-women were one abusive parent away from prostitution.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Health food would seem healthier if the people that sold it looked less unhealthy.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Just saw a woman with a t-shirt that said southern and sassy, it's all good. Well madame, I beg to differ, it is in fact, not 'all good'.
Dov Davidoff
Image
If only you understood the way I felt... it wouldn't help much because I don't really like you as a person.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Drugs in a disco are great for white people because it allows them to feel more Puerto Rican while dancing.
Dov Davidoff
Image
If I ever move in with a woman, she'll have to be really comfortable with unhappiness.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Whoever said life without love isn't worth living didn't own an iPhone. These things are great.
Dov Davidoff
Image
When cornered, a rattle snake can become so angry it's been known to bite itself, which is exactly how I feel in traffic and relationships.
Dov Davidoff