Quote

How come the term 'threesome' is always used in a sexual context? What, nobody plays string instruments any more?

Dov Davidoff

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Dov Davidoff
Always
Sexual
Plays
Instruments
Nobody
Term
Threesome
Used
String
Come
Context
Play
Strings

More quotes by Dov Davidoff

Image
Few things are as uniquely painful as bad comedy, and the realization that the human mind is a house of mirrors with no entrance and no exit.
Dov Davidoff
Image
I've decided to retreat to the spirit world where I feel appreciated and understood.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Sleep is over rated, then again so is being awake.
Dov Davidoff
Image
The Nazis were well dressed. Today's racists are a rag-tag bunch with no sense of style or panache.
Dov Davidoff
Image
My dad was old school Jewish. Not do your taxes Jewish - steal your car Jewish.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Money can't buy happiness, unless you're favorite hooker's name is 'Happiness'.
Dov Davidoff
Image
I wish that every other guy were gay. Think about the leverage that would create in your relationship.
Dov Davidoff
Image
You know you've lived in LA to long when what you fear most about prison is a lack of organic produce.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Cities with a black middle class provide the narrow minded an opportunity to realize that cultural differences are largely economic.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Love is a crocodile just above the water line waiting to attack the innocent herbivore of my freedom.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Horoscopes, like bad sitcoms, are created for people that I don't relate to.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Do you love me for me?... I don't even love me for me.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Not sure how I feel about reality. I'm going to begin purchasing stuffed animals and endowing them with the qualities people in my life lack.
Dov Davidoff
Image
When I was a kid I remember thinking, if I had a girl, I would treat her really well. Little did I know, they don't always like that.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Maybe necrophiliacs are just people that want to have sex without a lot of talking.
Dov Davidoff
Image
I wonder if anybody ever decided to commit suicide, then thought but first I'm going to stop by that taco place I like so much.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Whoever said life without love isn't worth living didn't own an iPhone. These things are great.
Dov Davidoff
Image
People increase their use of the term 'sir' when their angry. Little do they know, it only causes me to feel more like I'm wearing a top hat.
Dov Davidoff
Image
It's difficult to feel silly and depressed at the same time, but I manage.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Love is nature's LSD. You're going to see things that aren't really there.
Dov Davidoff