Quote

Lack of sleep is only bad if you have to drive, or think, or talk, or move.

Dov Davidoff

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Dov Davidoff
Thinking
Driving
Drive
Lack
Move
Sleep
Talk
Moving
Think

More quotes by Dov Davidoff

Image
Fountains are more romantic when you don't hate the person you're with.
Dov Davidoff
Image
When rappers call each other son it leads me to believe they don't take fatherhood very seriously.
Dov Davidoff
Image
I'd put my faith in god, but I haven't met him, and I've been hurt before.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Heard someone say children are god's gift to the world. What world are you referring to? And what's your definition of gift?
Dov Davidoff
Image
I like Irish pubs, except for all the loud music and drinking, and people acting like idiots.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Stop thanking god for your parking spot. He had nothing to do with it, and if he did, I want nothing to do with him.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Do you love me for me?... I don't even love me for me.
Dov Davidoff
Image
I'm neither professional fighter nor physicist, therefore on some level I will always consider myself a failure.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Women want a man who is sensitive, but god forbid you can't get it up after being frightened by a small woodland animal.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Thinking about the fathomless cruelty with which man has treated his fellow man, but also ice cream.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Next time I spank a girl during sex, I'll say, this is going to hurt me more than it will you.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Perhaps depression is a perfectly natural reaction to the human condition.
Dov Davidoff
Image
How come the term 'threesome' is always used in a sexual context? What, nobody plays string instruments any more?
Dov Davidoff
Image
If I ever move in with a woman, she'll have to be really comfortable with unhappiness.
Dov Davidoff
Image
America is a hot chick with a bad personality. Take her seriously and you'll end up hating yourself.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Looking into blood doping. I think it will allow me to write jokes with greater intensity, and for a longer period of time.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Facebook is great for getting upset about things people say even though you haven't seen them in 12 years.
Dov Davidoff
Image
The entertainment business is to business what plastic flowers are to flowers.
Dov Davidoff
Image
I'm no quitter, unless it comes to human relationships or math and science.
Dov Davidoff