Quote

No one understands the way I feel about things I don't understand.

Dov Davidoff

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Dov Davidoff
Things
Understands
Understand
Feel
Feels
Way

More quotes by Dov Davidoff

Image
Was thinking of taking a yoga class, then realized I wasn't gay. Whew. Close one.
Dov Davidoff
Image
If you got it, flaunt it may be decent advice for prostitutes, but no one else.
Dov Davidoff
Image
When cornered, a rattle snake can become so angry it's been known to bite itself, which is exactly how I feel in traffic and relationships.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Upside of being an attractive woman if you're remotely intelligent, people will treat you like you're brilliant. Downside: same thing.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Fountains are more romantic when you don't hate the person you're with.
Dov Davidoff
Image
My bedroom is so messy, if I died of natural causes, the cops would be like no he didn't, clearly there was a struggle.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Thinking about the fathomless cruelty with which man has treated his fellow man, but also ice cream.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Latin women enjoy being women more than other women.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Someday I'd like to be a father, not of a human child, but something more reasonable.
Dov Davidoff
Image
The human spirit is indomitable, unless your talking specifically about the people I know.
Dov Davidoff
Image
The entertainment business is to business what plastic flowers are to flowers.
Dov Davidoff
Image
A lot of people in a LA need to take a break from taking a break.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Just saw a t-shirt at the gym said, body by torture. That's a lot less ironic if you're a political prisoner in the Middle East.
Dov Davidoff
Image
The language of love may be universal, but it's not one of the options on an ATM machine.
Dov Davidoff
Image
I've never understood why anybody makes a big deal about mansions. It's just a house with more rooms. You still have to face yourself.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Sleep is over rated, then again so is being awake.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Perhaps depression is a perfectly natural reaction to the human condition.
Dov Davidoff
Image
I like Irish pubs, except for all the loud music and drinking, and people acting like idiots.
Dov Davidoff
Image
If only St. Valentine was around to see his memory celebrated through the mindless marketing of whipping cream and lingerie.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Every time I see someone taking care of a baby, I think why in the world would anyone willingly saddle themselves with that responsibility?
Dov Davidoff