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Everybody wants to be more wanted, until they are.

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Someday I'd like to be a father, not of a human child, but something more reasonable.
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Just saw a t-shirt at the gym said, body by torture. That's a lot less ironic if you're a political prisoner in the Middle East.
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If only you understood the way I felt... it wouldn't help much because I don't really like you as a person.
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All politicians promise that which they cannot deliver. I just wish they did so less gleefully.
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People shouldn't take my lack of interest in what they're saying personally. I don't really care about what I'm saying most of the time.
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When I was a kid I remember thinking, if I had a girl, I would treat her really well. Little did I know, they don't always like that.
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Suicide is a terrible idea, but if you're going to end it, do so at a Pinkberry near you.
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