Quote

The good things in life are free, except for health care, and electricity.

Dov Davidoff

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Dov Davidoff
Free
Care
Good
Things
Life
Electricity
Except
Health

More quotes by Dov Davidoff

Image
The downside of aging is a slower metabolism and achy joints.The upside is a knowledge of self that prevents one from behaving like a baboon.
Dov Davidoff
Image
If only you understood the way I felt... it wouldn't help much because I don't really like you as a person.
Dov Davidoff
Image
I find anger so comforting. It's like a blanket made of unresolved issues, but it's a blanket none the less.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Is it a bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend makes you say things like, Satan is a myth... I guess.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Hanging out with women on a platonic level is like spending time with someone from Europe. It's not better or worse, but it is different.
Dov Davidoff
Image
The more I get to know people, the less I know about people.
Dov Davidoff
Image
I don't know if it's the economy, but finding work as a spiritual guru is really hard. Maybe I should grow my hair out.
Dov Davidoff
Image
People shouldn't take my lack of interest in what they're saying personally. I don't really care about what I'm saying most of the time.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Is there anything more attractive than a woman in high heels and low self esteem?
Dov Davidoff
Image
Few things are more annoying than too many of any one ethnicity in the same room.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Hard to explain to a guard dog that you need it to protect you from yourself.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Learn to think for yourself, unless of course you can identify someone else with better judgement, and a flashlight.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Pine nuts pound for pound are more expensive than most varieties of smoked salmon. There I said it.
Dov Davidoff
Image
The entertainment business is to business what plastic flowers are to flowers.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Do you love me for me?... I don't even love me for me.
Dov Davidoff
Image
When rappers call each other son it leads me to believe they don't take fatherhood very seriously.
Dov Davidoff
Image
We should create a holiday that celebrates money for what it is, essentially worthless paper, upon which we agree to pretend it has value.
Dov Davidoff
Image
What is sex addiction? I asked a doctor and the guys goes, Sex addiction... People will end up doing something they don't want to do just for sex. Isn't that called a first date, man? If sex was the result of something I wanted to do, there'd be condoms all over my PlayStation.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Latin women enjoy being women more than other women.
Dov Davidoff
Image
Few things are as uniquely painful as bad comedy, and the realization that the human mind is a house of mirrors with no entrance and no exit.
Dov Davidoff