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Comedy is rarely funny.

Dov Davidoff

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Was thinking of taking a yoga class, then realized I wasn't gay. Whew. Close one.
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I've decided to become gay, not in a sexual way, but I am going to start picking up around the house.
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Laughing at ones own attempt at humor while saying things just come to me should be punishable by death.
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If you got it, flaunt it may be decent advice for prostitutes, but no one else.
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The rift between culture and pop-culture has never been greater.
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The entertainment business is to business what plastic flowers are to flowers.
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Everybody wants to be more wanted, until they are.
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Looking into blood doping. I think it will allow me to write jokes with greater intensity, and for a longer period of time.
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Learn to think for yourself, unless of course you can identify someone else with better judgement, and a flashlight.
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I spend so much time alone that whenever I see my shadow I feel crowded.
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Thinking about the fathomless cruelty with which man has treated his fellow man, but also ice cream.
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Next time I spank a girl during sex, I'll say, this is going to hurt me more than it will you.
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Maybe necrophiliacs are just people that want to have sex without a lot of talking.
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Love is a crocodile just above the water line waiting to attack the innocent herbivore of my freedom.
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Fake titties are inversely proportioned to their owners level of self esteem. This being said, part of me loves them.
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You can't fool the American people - politician trying to fool the American people.
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If you're an adult and still think material wealth leads to happiness, might I suggest not being a moron.
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Heard someone say children are god's gift to the world. What world are you referring to? And what's your definition of gift?
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People shouldn't take my lack of interest in what they're saying personally. I don't really care about what I'm saying most of the time.
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People who say life is precious don't spend much time on line at the airport.
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