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Comedy is rarely funny.

Dov Davidoff

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Just saw a t-shirt at the gym said, body by torture. That's a lot less ironic if you're a political prisoner in the Middle East.
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When rappers call each other son it leads me to believe they don't take fatherhood very seriously.
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Every time I see someone taking care of a baby, I think why in the world would anyone willingly saddle themselves with that responsibility?
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A lot of people in a LA need to take a break from taking a break.
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Violence is never the answer, unless you don't feel like talking.
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I'm neither professional fighter nor physicist, therefore on some level I will always consider myself a failure.
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Love is a crocodile just above the water line waiting to attack the innocent herbivore of my freedom.
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People that say I'm really sensitive rarely are.
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When maintaining a relationship means diminishing your self, it's time to walk.
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Few things are more annoying than too many of any one ethnicity in the same room.
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When being interviewed by a woman for a job, never begin with listen up doll face.
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I would imagine that most of the people who consider themselves successful aren't, at least in the ways that really matter-myself included.
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Big black guys fear air travel almost as much as old white women fear big black guys.
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Nike store won't accept my Starbucks card as payment. Come on guys, just do it.
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I've decided to become gay, not in a sexual way, but I am going to start picking up around the house.
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People increase their use of the term 'sir' when their angry. Little do they know, it only causes me to feel more like I'm wearing a top hat.
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Living by the beach means feeling guilty about never going to the beach.
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All politicians promise that which they cannot deliver. I just wish they did so less gleefully.
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Stop thanking god for your parking spot. He had nothing to do with it, and if he did, I want nothing to do with him.
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The color red is associated with romance and blood, but not at the same time.
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