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Smile, it's better than a poke in the eye.

Douglas Horton

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Douglas Horton
Age: 77 †
Born: 1891
Born: July 27
Died: 1968
Died: August 21
Minister
Joy
Happiness
Eye
Poke
Better
Altruism
Cynicism
Laughter
Smile

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