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Douglas Coupland
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: December 30
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Do you ever just want to take your car out onto the highway and gun the engine as fast as you can and then close your eyes and see what happens?
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The Sugar Frosted Nutsack is fantastic. It's volcanic and sexy and utterly unlike anything I've read before. It feels like the future in a dazzling way that has nothing to do with looking backward. It's been a long wait for a new novel from Mark Leyner, but worth it. Ten out of ten from me.
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Jason said, Yes. Gerard T. Giraffe. What does the 'T' stand for? 'The.
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A ring is a halo on your finger.
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I think writing would have happened to me anyway, somehow. Differently, but it still would have happened.
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Quick. Name ten dead redheads.
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Technology favors horrible people.
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I'd take a helicopter up and throw microwave ovens down on the Taco Bell.
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We live in an era with no historical precedents. History is no longer useful as a tool in helping us understand current changes.
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Once he entered my life, I promptly forgot all my years of putting on a brave face while browsing at bookstores until closing time, and of having one, two, three beers while watching crime shows and CNN. I completely forgot the hateful sensation of loneliness, like thirst and hunger together pressing on my stomach.
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I find it hard to believe that human beings are the crowning achievement of life on earth. Something better than us has to come along.
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I think that in the future, clocks won't say three o'clock anymore. They'll just get right to the point and rename three o'clock 'Pepsi.
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Good looking people with strong, fluoridated teeth get things handed to them on platters.
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Youth is the time of life lived for some imaginary audience.
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It was pivotal in making you but you don't remember it. Or do you? Do we understand the events that make us who we are? Do we understand the factors that make us do the things we do?
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Gap clothing allows you to look like you're from nowhere and anywhere.
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The more you want something to happen, the harder it becomes.
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Destiny is what we work toward. The future doesn't exist yet. Fate is for losers!
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I find people who prejudge reality TV to be annoying. Art comes from anywhere. Culture can ooze out of any crack. Prejudging is the death of creativity.
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Depression is when you have lots of love, but no one's taking.
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