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Douglas Coupland
Age: 62
Born: 1961
Born: December 30
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Feeling unique is no indication of uniqueness.
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And then I felt sad because I realized that once people are broken in certain ways, they can't ever be fixed, and this is something nobody ever tells you when you are young and it never fails to surprise you as you grow older as you see the people in your life break one by one. You wonder when your turn is going to be, or if it's already happened.
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Destiny is what we work toward. The future doesn't exist yet. Fate is for losers!
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Jason said, Yes. Gerard T. Giraffe. What does the 'T' stand for? 'The.
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If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure.
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Do you remember how you felt at seventeen? I do and I don't (...) Imagine you came from outer space and someone showed you a butterfly and a caterpillar. Would you ever put the two of them together? That's me and my memories.
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Americans are a quarter of a billion people who have almost nothing in common except for the fact they've been told they have lots in common.
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Maybe the more emotions a person experiences in their daily lives, the longer time seems to feel to them. As you get older, you experience fewer new things, and so time seems to go by faster.
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Chronocanine Envy: Sadness experienced when one realized that, unlike one's dog, one cannot live only in the present tense. As Kierkegaard said, Life must be lived forward.
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Flying dreams mean that you're doing the right thing with your life.
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I think we're simply going to run out of Nature before we have a chance to destroy it.
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It's around midnight. After I left Dad, my choice was to either become very drunk or write this. I chose to write this. It felt kind of now-or-never for me.
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I think money is due for some sort of collapse. People are going to realize that money has a half-life, like radioactive elements.
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I'd take a helicopter up and throw microwave ovens down on the Taco Bell.
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Here's my theory about meetings and life: the three things you can't fake are erections, competence and creativity.
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In the same way you can never go backward to a slower computer, you can never go backward to a lessened state of connectedness.
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The heart of a man is like deep water
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Every human being you see in the course of a day has a problem that's sucking up at least 70 percent of his or her radar.
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When Donald Duck traded his wings for arms, was he trading up or trading down?
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People will always choose more money over more sex
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