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There's nothing cute or funny or lovable about being cheap. It's a total turn-off.
Douglas Coupland
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Douglas Coupland
Age: 62
Born: 1961
Born: December 30
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Douglas Campbell Coupland
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Ten commandments yet seven deadly sins: conflict?
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Here's my theory about meetings and life: the three things you can't fake are erections, competence and creativity.
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With the first drink comes the truth, with the second drink comes wishful thinking, and with the third drink come the lies.
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Las Vegas is a SimCity game gone horribly wrong.
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What surprises me about humanity is that in the end such a narrow range of plights defines our moral lives.
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Starved for affection, terrified of abandonment, I began to wonder if sex was really just an excuse to look deeply into another human being's eyes.
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You guys just wait and see. We'll stand taller than these mountains. We'll bare open our hearts for the world to grab. We'll see lights where there was dimness. We'll testify together to what we have seen and felt. Life will go on--all of us--crawling stumbling, falling perhaps. But we will be the strong ones. Our hearts will shine brightly.
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We want our idols to be dead because it makes death a much less scary place.
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Once he entered my life, I promptly forgot all my years of putting on a brave face while browsing at bookstores until closing time, and of having one, two, three beers while watching crime shows and CNN. I completely forgot the hateful sensation of loneliness, like thirst and hunger together pressing on my stomach.
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I have trouble with seafood because it tastes like a dock.
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