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I'm an adult. Discipline me and I'll bury you alive. - Roger

Douglas Coupland

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Douglas Coupland
Age: 62
Born: 1961
Born: December 30
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Douglas Campbell Coupland
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She thought about her life and how lost she’d felt for most of it. She thought about the way that all truths she’d been taught to consider valuable invariably conflicted with the world as it was actually lived. How could a person be so utterly lost, yet remain living?
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Destiny is what we work toward. The future doesn't exist yet. Fate is for losers!
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I sandpapered the roof of my mouth with 3 bowls of Cap'n Crunch - had raw gobbets of mouth-beef dangling onto my tongue all day
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Everyone has a special place they store their tension (I'm on shiatsu duty), the same way everyone misspells the same words over and over. Karla stores her tension in her rhomboid muscles, and I remove it. This is making me feel good. That I can do this.
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So where do you start when you want to start your life again?
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Florida isn't so much a place where one goes to reinvent oneself, as it is a place where one goes if one no longer wished to be found.
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Every single moment is a coincidence.
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what I remember is the silence in spite of the noise. In my head it might just as well have been a snowy day in the country.
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...we're told by TV and Reader's Digest that a crisis will trigger massive personal change--and that those big changes will make the pain worthwhile. But from what he could see, big change almost never happens. People simply feel lost. They have no idea what to say or do or feel or think. they become messes and tend to remain messes.
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Jason said, Yes. Gerard T. Giraffe. What does the 'T' stand for? 'The.
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Most people can't handle a structureless life.
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It's never felt more Canadian to be Canadian than it does now.
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At least when you're young you're also stupid.
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just then a bee bumbled above us and stole our attention the way flying things can
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ETHNOMAGNETISM: The tendency of young people to live in emotionally demonstrative, more unrestrained ethnic neighborhoods: 'You wouldn't understand it there, mother - they hug where I live now.'
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We need to be around our families not because we have so many shared experiences to talk about, but instead because they know precisely which subjects to avoid.
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Too much free time is certainly a monkey's paw in disguise. Most people can't handle a structureless life.
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Gap clothing allows you to look like you're from nowhere and anywhere.
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If you don't have a spiritual practice in place when times are good, you can't expect to suddenly develop one during a moment of crisis.
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I think of how people can betray me simply by not caring enough to hide the fact of how little they care.I think of how the person who needs the other person the least in a relationship is the stronger member.
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