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If second hand smoke is killing that many people and nicotine is so addictive then why is no one addicted to second hand smoke?

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Doug Stanhope
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: March 25
Cabaret Artist
Comedian
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Writer
Worcester
Massachusetts
Douglas Stanhope
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