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When you consider the overpopulation in this world ... homosexuality is completely underrated in this society.

Doug Stanhope

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Doug Stanhope
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: March 25
Cabaret Artist
Comedian
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Writer
Worcester
Massachusetts
Douglas Stanhope
Underrated
Homosexuality
Consider
Completely
Society
World
Overpopulation

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I believe that everyone should be treated as an individual. Women should be treated equally in the right to vote, sure. But if Im paying to see a comedy, then I just want to see whos funniest, with everyone treated equally.
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The whole institution of marriage itself really has no place in a progressive society.
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