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A clean basement, garage and attic are signs of an empty life.

Doug Larson

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Doug Larson
Age: 91 †
Born: 1926
Born: February 10
Died: 2017
Died: April 1
Journalist
Life
Attic
Attics
Basement
Basements
Garage
Signs
Clean
Empty

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