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Fancy Restaurant: one that serves cold soup on purpose.

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Doug Larson
Age: 91 †
Born: 1926
Born: February 10
Died: 2017
Died: April 1
Journalist
Restaurants
Fancy
Cold
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Restaurant
Serves
Soup

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