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At birth the Devil touched my tongue.
Dorothy Parker
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Dorothy Parker
Age: 73 †
Born: 1893
Born: August 22
Died: 1967
Died: June 7
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Scratch a king and find a fool!
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The House Beautiful is the play lousy.
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Oh, seek, my love, your newer way I'll not be left in sorrow. So long as I have yesterday, Go take your damned tomorrow!
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This is me apologizing. I am a fool, a bird-brain, a liar and a horse-thief. I wouldn't touch a superlative again with an umbrella.
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If wild my breast and sore my pride, I bask in dreams of suicide, If cool my heart and high my head I think 'How lucky are the dead.
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Now, look, baby, 'Union' is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word.
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Now I know the things I know, and I do the things I do and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!
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Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.
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[When asked what was the inspiration for most of her work:] Need of money, dear.
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It was written without fear and without research.
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She can sit up and beg, and she can give her paw — I don't say she will, but she can.
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[On Katharine Hepburn's stage performance:] She ran the whole gamut of emotions, from A to B.
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Gratitude - the meanest and most snivelling attribute in the world.
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Accursed from their birth they be Who seek to find monogamy, Pursuing it from bed to bed— I think they would be better dead.
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When I was young and bold and strong, The right was right, the wrong was wrong. With plume on high and flag unfurled, I rode away to right the world. But now I’m old - and good and bad, Are woven in a crazy plaid. I sit and say the world is so, And wise is s/he who lets it go.
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[Requesting her epitaph to read this way:] Excuse my dust.
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[From a window in the Writer's Building at MGM, which overlooked a cemetery:] Hello down there. It might interest you to know that up here we are just as dead as you are.
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