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And I'll stay off Verlaine too he was always chasing Rimbauds.
Dorothy Parker
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Dorothy Parker
Age: 73 †
Born: 1893
Born: August 22
Died: 1967
Died: June 7
Columnist
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West End
Monmouth County
New Jersey
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She was pleased to have him come and never sorry to see him go.
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What ever beauty may be it has for its basis order and for its essence unity Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
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She will never win him, whose words had shown she feared to lose.
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