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Hollywood money isn't money. It's congealed snow, melts in your hand, and there you are.
Dorothy Parker
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Dorothy Parker
Age: 73 †
Born: 1893
Born: August 22
Died: 1967
Died: June 7
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Why, after all, should readers never be harrowed? Surely there is enough happiness in life without having to go to books for it.
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Woman wants monogamy Man delights in novelty. Love is woman's moon and sun Man has other forms of fun. Woman lives but in her lord Count to ten, and man is bored. With this the gist and sum of it, What earthly good can come of it?
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All I say is, nobody has any business to go around looking like a horse and behaving as if it were all right. You don't catch horses going around looking like people, do you?
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If I should labor through daylight and dark, Consecrate, valorous, serious, true, Then on the world I may blazon my mark And what if I don't, and what if I do?
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A girl's best friend is her mutter.
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It was written without fear and without research.
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And I'll stay off Verlaine too he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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Accursed from their birth they be Who seek to find monogamy, Pursuing it from bed to bed— I think they would be better dead.
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People ought to be one of two things, young or dead.
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Said after she had been seriously ill: The doctors were very brave about it.
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One more drink and I'd have been under the host.
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The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
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If I don't drive around the park, I'm pretty sure to make my mark. If I'm in bed each night by ten, I may get back my looks again. If I abstain from fun and such, I'll probably amount to much But I shall stay the way I am, Because I do not give a damn.
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I'm not a writer with a drinking problem, I'm a drinker with a writing problem.
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My land is bare of chattering folk / the clouds are low along the ridges, / and sweet's the air with curly smoke / from all my burning bridges.
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She will never win him, whose words had shown she feared to lose.
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All I have to be thankful for in this world is that I was sitting down when my garter busted.
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Los Angeles: Seventy-two suburbs in search of a city.
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