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She will never win him, whose words had shown she feared to lose.
Dorothy Parker
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Dorothy Parker
Age: 73 †
Born: 1893
Born: August 22
Died: 1967
Died: June 7
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Prince or commoner, tenor or bass, Painter or plumber or never-do-well, Do me a favor and shut your face - Poets alone should kiss and tell.
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The sun's gone dim, and the moon's gone black. For I loved him, and he didn't love back.
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I know that there are things that never have been funny, and never will be. And I know that ridicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon.
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I regret to say that during the first act of this, I fell so soundly asleep that the gentleman who brought me piled up a barricade of overcoat, hat, stick, and gloves between us to establish a separation in the eyes of the world, and went into an impersonation of A Young Man Who Has Come to the Theater Unaccompanied.
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I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.
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The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.
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[On the ringing of her doorbell or telephone:] What fresh hell is this?
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And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned.
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Don't look at me in that tone of voice.
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The only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
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I find her anecdotes more efficacious than sheep-counting, rain on a tin roof, or alanol tablets.... you will find me and Morpheus, off in a corner, necking.
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London is satisfied, Paris is resigned, but New York is always hopeful. Always it believes that something good is about to come off, and it must hurry to meet it.
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I don't want to review books any more. It cuts in too much on my reading.
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Drink and dance and laugh and lie, Love, the reeling midnight through, For tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.)
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There is entirely too much charm around, and something must be done to stop it.
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A girl's best friend is her mutter.
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Why is it no one sent me yet one perfect limousine, do you suppose? Ah no, it's always just my luck to get one perfect rose.
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