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I'm not a writer with a drinking problem, I'm a drinker with a writing problem.
Dorothy Parker
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Dorothy Parker
Age: 73 †
Born: 1893
Born: August 22
Died: 1967
Died: June 7
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Monmouth County
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Where unwilling dies the rose buds the new another year.
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[On the ringing of her doorbell or telephone:] What fresh hell is this?
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Q: What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? A: You can't hear an enzyme.
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Prince or commoner, tenor or bass, Painter or plumber or never-do-well, Do me a favor and shut your face - Poets alone should kiss and tell.
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