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But I don't give up I forget why not.
Dorothy Parker
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Dorothy Parker
Age: 73 †
Born: 1893
Born: August 22
Died: 1967
Died: June 7
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[Requesting her epitaph to read this way:] Excuse my dust.
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The Monte Carlo casino refused to admit me until I was properly dressed so I went and found my stockings, and then came back and lost my shirt.
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[To the British actor who annoyed her by repeated references to his busy 'shedule':] I think you're full of skit.
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Flowers are heaven's masterpiece.
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I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
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My own dear love, he is strong and bold And he cares not what comes after. His words ring sweet as a chime of gold, And his eyes are lit with laughter. He is jubilant as a flag unfurled - Oh, a girl, she'd not forget him. My own dear love, he is all my world - And I wish I'd never met him.
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If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
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Some men break your heart in two, Some men fawn and flatter, Some men never look at you And that cleans up the matter.
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Ah, clear they see and true they say That one shall weep, and one shall stray
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The affair between Margot Asquith and Margot Asquith will live as one of the prettiest love stories in all literature.
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[Completely bored by a country weekend, wiring to a friend:] For heaven's sake, rush me a loaf of bread, enclosing saw and file.
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It is that word 'hunny,' my darlings, that marks the first place in The House at Pooh Corner at which Tonstant Weader fwowed up.
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His books are exciting and powerful and — if I may filch the word from the booksy ones — pulsing.
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I find her anecdotes more efficacious than sheep-counting, rain on a tin roof, or alanol tablets.... you will find me and Morpheus, off in a corner, necking.
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Hollywood is the one place on earth where you could die of encouragement.
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I don't want to review books any more. It cuts in too much on my reading.
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I like to think of my shining tombstone. It gives me, as you might say, something to live for.
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Somewhere, there, is an analogy, in a small way, if you have the patience for it. But I guess it isn't a very good anecdote. I'm better at animal stories.
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Eternity is a ham and two people.
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[On Lou Tellegen's Women Have Been Kind:] The book ... has all the elegance of a quirked little finger and all the glitter of a pair of new rubbers.
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