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Tonstant Weader fwowed up.
Dorothy Parker
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Dorothy Parker
Age: 73 †
Born: 1893
Born: August 22
Died: 1967
Died: June 7
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You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
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If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
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Hollywood money isn't money. It's congealed snow, melts in your hand, and there you are.
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If I don't drive around the park, I'm pretty sure to make my mark. If I'm in bed each night by ten, I may get back my looks again. If I abstain from fun and such, I'll probably amount to much But I shall stay the way I am, Because I do not give a damn.
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If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)
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If I should labor through daylight and dark, Consecrate, valorous, serious, true, Then on the world I may blazon my mark And what if I don't, and what if I do?
Dorothy Parker
I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.
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She will never win him, whose words had shown she feared to lose.
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all men are the same age.
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A list of authors who have made themselves most beloved and therefore, most comfortable financially, shows that it is our national joy to mistake for the first-rate, the fecund rate.
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Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
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I won't telephone him. I'll never telephone him again as long as I live. He'll rot in hell, before I'll call him up. You don't have to give me strength, God I have it myself. If he wanted me, he could get me. He knows where I am. He knows I'm waiting here. He's so sure of me, so sure. I wonder why they hate you, as soon as they are sure of you.
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Accursed from their birth they be Who seek to find monogamy, Pursuing it from bed to bed— I think they would be better dead.
Dorothy Parker
This is me apologizing. I am a fool, a bird-brain, a liar and a horse-thief. I wouldn't touch a superlative again with an umbrella.
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They sicken of the calm who know the storm.
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Age before beauty, and pearls before swine.
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Scratch a king and find a fool!
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I hate almost all rich people, but I think I’d be darling at it.
Dorothy Parker
I can’t write five words but that I change seven.
Dorothy Parker
I give her sadness and the gift of pain, a new moon madness and a love of rain.
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