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Who am I to judge is what I say. I'm 90 years old, for crying out loud, and I don't sit in any chariot.
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Don Rickles
Age: 90 †
Born: 1926
Born: May 8
Died: 2017
Died: April 6
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I have a problem, if the light goes on on TV and it blinks midnight, I don't know how to fix it.
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I don't feel an obligation to give everyone a hard time, but when they're important people, it's fun.
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You throw your best punch, otherwise don't do it.
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When I first went to Vegas, there were just high-rollers and gamblers and the wise guys treated you great.
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I always rib people, but nobody ever gives me a hard time. I don't know why. Maybe they're afraid of what I might say. There's probably a lesson in that somewhere, but I don't know what it is.
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When you do see me, you'll get the idea from when you see me that it's all off the top of my head. A lot of it is a beginning, middle and the end. But it's different every night. I have a lot of jokes in my back pocket I've said over the years.
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I always enjoy being full of fun, but I have my serious moments. Some women go for the studious kind of guy, I certainly was not that. If a girl is looking for somebody different and maybe a little more exciting for themselves - someone more on the fun side, I would suggest that they look for a type like Don Rickles.
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An insult comic is the title I was given. What I do is exaggeration. I make fun of people, at life, of myself and my surroundings.
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I think they [Martin Scorsese, Johnny Carson, Frank Sinatra] liked my honesty. My personality. For that, they always treated me great. I, in turn, treated them great. No secret about it. My being who I am - that is that.
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I never went out looking for glory.
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People think being in your seventies means sitting around in a chair with a blanket over your legs, drooling.
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I would describe myself as a guy that's very normal but has the tendency to rib people, but never in a mean-spirited way.
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Yeah, I make fun of blacks, and why not? I'm not a black.
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To my knowledge, I was the first guy really to do what I do. And then later on different comedians started trying doing it.
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Everything I do on stage, I made up in saloons. I started doing it in front of people, and that became my performance. I never had writers.
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To me, the stand up part in my life is great. I know I can do that. When I get an acting chance, I'm really thrilled.
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I was sitting in the toilet and I was by myself. I was tired of playing with the roller, so I said I'd better write a book.
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My style is my personality. It's always been that way. Being a wiseguy and having fun. It's always been that way for me, when I was in high school, and in the Navy. It's not something I rehearse.
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