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I have a problem, if the light goes on on TV and it blinks midnight, I don't know how to fix it.
Don Rickles
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Don Rickles
Age: 90 †
Born: 1926
Born: May 8
Died: 2017
Died: April 6
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It's just to break things up between stand-up gigs. I would only do it periodically. Maybe just an East Coast thing.
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I would describe myself as a guy that's very normal but has the tendency to rib people, but never in a mean-spirited way.
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If I were to insult people and mean it, that wouldn't be funny.
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I always enjoy being full of fun, but I have my serious moments. Some women go for the studious kind of guy, I certainly was not that. If a girl is looking for somebody different and maybe a little more exciting for themselves - someone more on the fun side, I would suggest that they look for a type like Don Rickles.
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To me, the stand up part in my life is great. I know I can do that. When I get an acting chance, I'm really thrilled.
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When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last.
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Well, I call myself an actor. I always wanted to be one.
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You've got to be able to sell yourself.
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In the old days, that was my ad-lib for hecklers in the joints I worked. It stuck with me. I hardly say it now, say, to fans, even though people do send me hockey pucks.
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I don't care if the average guy on the street really knows what I'm like, as long as he knows I'm not really a mean, vicious guy. My friends and family know what I'm really like. That's what's important.
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In the 45 years I've worked in casinos, I dreamed of being honored by an organization like the American Gaming Association, especially since I don't even have a hunting license.
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When I first went to Vegas, there were just high-rollers and gamblers and the wise guys treated you great.
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I don't feel an obligation to give everyone a hard time, but when they're important people, it's fun.
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I can sit all day in a comfortable chair and watch ball games, but I don't need a blanket.
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Smartphones. Who cares? Smartphones. I only have dummy phones.
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Regis Philbin is very successful in his own right. We have a new thing where he have chairs and we sit and talk to each other about my career and his career. It works pretty well if I do say so.
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Yeah, I make fun of blacks, and why not? I'm not a black.
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People think being in your seventies means sitting around in a chair with a blanket over your legs, drooling.
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When you do see me, you'll get the idea from when you see me that it's all off the top of my head. A lot of it is a beginning, middle and the end. But it's different every night. I have a lot of jokes in my back pocket I've said over the years.
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Eddie Fisher married to Elizabeth Taylor is like me trying to wash the Empire State Building with a bar of soap.
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