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You've got to be able to sell yourself.
Don Rickles
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Don Rickles
Age: 90 †
Born: 1926
Born: May 8
Died: 2017
Died: April 6
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Comedian
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Television Presenter
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Queens
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Donald Jay Rickles
Don Jay Rickles
Donald Rickles
Donald J. Rickles
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I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.
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Half the battle is that people have to like you before you say one joke, one bit of humor.
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I have a problem, if the light goes on on TV and it blinks midnight, I don't know how to fix it.
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I was sitting in the toilet and I was by myself. I was tired of playing with the roller, so I said I'd better write a book.
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It's just to break things up between stand-up gigs. I would only do it periodically. Maybe just an East Coast thing.
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Hell, do I remember the first joke? I was never a jokester.
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In the 45 years I've worked in casinos, I dreamed of being honored by an organization like the American Gaming Association, especially since I don't even have a hunting license.
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My father when walked into a room, you could tell that everybody loved him. They really did. He was quite a man. My mother was more into the show biz atmosphere than he was.
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You lose your energy, you lose that excitement and it gets the audience up.
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When I first went to Vegas, there were just high-rollers and gamblers and the wise guys treated you great.
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I'm very shy so I became very outgoing to protect my shyness.
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I always enjoy being full of fun, but I have my serious moments. Some women go for the studious kind of guy, I certainly was not that. If a girl is looking for somebody different and maybe a little more exciting for themselves - someone more on the fun side, I would suggest that they look for a type like Don Rickles.
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Frank Sinatra enjoyed my humor, so I could say almost anything to him. I mean, within reason.
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Once in a while, when I'm alone, I think about my age. I think, How many more years do I have on this earth? But I can't really conceive of dying. Somehow, in my head, I don't think I'll die. I know that everybody dies, of course. I just think that it'll never come to me. It's crazy, but there it is.
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The old days were the old days. And they were great days. But now is now.
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Yeah, I make fun of blacks, and why not? I'm not a black.
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An insult comic is the title I was given. What I do is exaggeration. I make fun of people, at life, of myself and my surroundings.
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