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I can sit all day in a comfortable chair and watch ball games, but I don't need a blanket.
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Don Rickles
Age: 90 †
Born: 1926
Born: May 8
Died: 2017
Died: April 6
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When you do see me, you'll get the idea from when you see me that it's all off the top of my head. A lot of it is a beginning, middle and the end. But it's different every night. I have a lot of jokes in my back pocket I've said over the years.
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It's very sweet to have people say nice things about you, and I always accept that.
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The thing I love about Vegas is that it's a melting pot. It's like working Ellis Island.
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To me, the stand up part in my life is great. I know I can do that. When I get an acting chance, I'm really thrilled.
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I don't feel an obligation to give everyone a hard time, but when they're important people, it's fun.
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In the old days, that was my ad-lib for hecklers in the joints I worked. It stuck with me. I hardly say it now, say, to fans, even though people do send me hockey pucks.
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You lose your energy, you lose that excitement and it gets the audience up.
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Well, I call myself an actor. I always wanted to be one.
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An insult comic is the title I was given. What I do is exaggeration. I make fun of people, at life, of myself and my surroundings.
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When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last.
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Frank Sinatra enjoyed my humor, so I could say almost anything to him. I mean, within reason.
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I was sitting in the toilet and I was by myself. I was tired of playing with the roller, so I said I'd better write a book.
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I've never walked off stage and said, I shouldn't have done that. Because when you do what I do, you're like a fighter. You throw the right hand and say, That's what got me to this dance. You can't have doubt. If you have doubt, there's no show.
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I'm very shy so I became very outgoing to protect my shyness.
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They always use the word 'insult' with me, but I don't hurt anybody. I wouldn't be sitting here if I did. I make fun of everybody and exaggerate all our insecurities.
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In the 45 years I've worked in casinos, I dreamed of being honored by an organization like the American Gaming Association, especially since I don't even have a hunting license.
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Regis Philbin is very successful in his own right. We have a new thing where he have chairs and we sit and talk to each other about my career and his career. It works pretty well if I do say so.
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Half the battle is that people have to like you before you say one joke, one bit of humor.
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People think being in your seventies means sitting around in a chair with a blanket over your legs, drooling.
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The old days were the old days. And they were great days. But now is now.
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