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I have to have energy because I have a lot of expenses. A couple of cars, couple of dogs and a big estate.
Don Rickles
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Don Rickles
Age: 90 †
Born: 1926
Born: May 8
Died: 2017
Died: April 6
Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Queens
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Donald Jay Rickles
Don Jay Rickles
Donald Rickles
Donald J. Rickles
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I have a problem, if the light goes on on TV and it blinks midnight, I don't know how to fix it.
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In the 45 years I've worked in casinos, I dreamed of being honored by an organization like the American Gaming Association, especially since I don't even have a hunting license.
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I never went out looking for glory.
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It takes many years to be a great comedian.
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The old days were the old days. And they were great days. But now is now.
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Yeah, I make fun of blacks, and why not? I'm not a black.
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An insult comic is the title I was given. What I do is exaggeration. I make fun of people, at life, of myself and my surroundings.
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I never could tell a joke. I just started talking to the audience, and when the drunks would yell, Hey, when do the broads come on? I got good at saying, Relax. Clear your skin up first. They called me the insult guy, but it's never mean-spirited. I'm just exaggerating everything about us and about life.
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They always use the word 'insult' with me, but I don't hurt anybody. I wouldn't be sitting here if I did. I make fun of everybody and exaggerate all our insecurities.
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I can sit all day in a comfortable chair and watch ball games, but I don't need a blanket.
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I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.
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It's just to break things up between stand-up gigs. I would only do it periodically. Maybe just an East Coast thing.
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My whole act is off the top of my head.
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When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last.
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I always enjoy being full of fun, but I have my serious moments. Some women go for the studious kind of guy, I certainly was not that. If a girl is looking for somebody different and maybe a little more exciting for themselves - someone more on the fun side, I would suggest that they look for a type like Don Rickles.
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Everything I've ever done in my whole career, people might not know, I've never written anything down on paper.
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It's very sweet to have people say nice things about you, and I always accept that.
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My father when walked into a room, you could tell that everybody loved him. They really did. He was quite a man. My mother was more into the show biz atmosphere than he was.
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I don't care if the average guy on the street really knows what I'm like, as long as he knows I'm not really a mean, vicious guy. My friends and family know what I'm really like. That's what's important.
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I was sitting in the toilet and I was by myself. I was tired of playing with the roller, so I said I'd better write a book.
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